![]() 06/11/2016 at 10:00 • Filed to: STEF | ![]() | ![]() |
You know what that means....
No, not caviar. I can’t afford that shit.
No, not chickens. Chickens can’t swim.
No, what that means is...
DANCING!!!
Just kidding, I don’t do that. This guy does.
But what I can force all these nice people to do is...
SING! Ready? A one, a two, a nine four four aaaaannnnnnddddd
HAAAAaaaAAaAaAaPPppPPPPYYYYY BIIIRRRRRRRFFFFDDAAAAAAAAYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOoooOoOOoUUUuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU** hack* *cough* *chugs beers* HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYY BBBIIIIRRRFFDAAAAAYYYYY DEAAAAAAAARRRRRRR PUUUUUuuuUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF STEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFEERRRRRS....
HAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYY BIIIIRRRFDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOoOooOOOOooooOOOooOOooOOOOO YYYYYYOooOooOOoOOOoOOOoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
damn, didn’t know I could do falsetto. Not bad, huh? Have some cake!
And some Volkswagens
Also this duck wishes you a great birthday
Hope you get to chill out and watch racing with some BBQ or whatever y’all Texans do for such things. Happy Birthday!
![]() 06/11/2016 at 10:27 |
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duck all the things!!!!!
![]() 10/10/2016 at 14:14 |
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(late to the party, but)
THAT IS NO DUCK
![]() 10/10/2016 at 14:42 |
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All those sweet Volkswagens just for you, and it’s the duck that catches your eye? I have failed.